Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Gogog & Anjing

Assalamu`alaikum warahmatullaahi wabarakaatuh

Kupi pes dari blog teman...

Tah kieu seunah dongengna....

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Kata Kang maman - Gogog & Anjing

Kang maman kalo waktu SD tidak pernah ngomong ANJING karena kata ibu guru itu kata yang kasar dan tidak pantas diucapkan pada manusia. Biasanya diganti menjadi GOGOG, kata Bapak guru, kata GOGOG itu lebih halus daripada kata ANJING.

Kenapa kata ANJING menjadi kata yang kotor atau kasar. Salah apakah sang ANJING sehingga namanya sering menjadi sebuah makian dan ungkapan kemarahan seseorang. Apakah karena anjing dianggap sebagi mahluk yang najis, sehingga ketika tubuh kita dijilat anjing harus dicuci sebanyak 7 kali dan salah satunya oleh tanah.

Tetapi syukurlah, kata ANJING akhir mengalami pergeseran makna khususnya dikalangan ANAK MUDA, terutama sekali di kota besar dikalangan ANAK MUDA kota BANDUNG. Bagi ANAK MUDA BANDUNG yang FUNKY dan GAUL kata ANJING hanya sebuah tanda kalimat. Kata ANJING hanya berarti sebuah titik (mengakhiri sebuah kalimat), sedangkan tanda koma dilambangkan dengan kata GOBLOG. Biar lebih jelas kita lihat contoh berikut: "Tadi urang dahar GOBLOG ayeuna rek ngaroko heula ANJING" kalo kalimat ini diterjemahkan kepada bahasa indonesia akan menjadi: "Tadi saya makan, sekarang mau merokok dulu."

Jadi jangan marah atau merasa tersinggung jika anda berjalan-jalan di KOTA BANDUNG akan sering mendengar kata ANJING dan GOBLOG dalam percakapan ANAK MUDA. Pada tahun 1994 saya pernah melakukan sebuah penelitian kecil-kecilan (hanya menghitung aja) pada teman-teman SMA saya. Dalam percakapan sekitar 15 menit, rata-rata kata ANJING dan GOBLOG keluar lebih dari 10 kali. Malah saya sempat melakukan sebuah tantangan pada teman saya, seandainya DIA mampu bertahan untuk tidak berkata ANJING atau GOBLOG selama 1 jam, saya akan memberinya uang 20 rebu (pada tahun 94 uang 20 rebu itu cukup lumayan untuk beli rokok). Teman saya itu hanya bisa bertahan sekitar 30 menit, setelah itu ketika dia ngobrol kata ANJING dan GOBLOG meluncur dari mulutnya tanpa disadarinya.

Tah sakitu heula GOBLOG engke lamun aya waktu dilanjutkeun ANJING!

wassalam Kang Maman
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xixixiix...si akang nu hiji ieu mah, mun banyol teh sok leuleuwihan....

Wassalamu`alaikum warahmatullaahi wabarakaatuh
Tah sakitu heula ah....mangga...geujlig...galeong

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Friday, July 04, 2008

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

Assalamu`alaikum warahmatullaahi wa barakaatuh

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE, "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

Wassalamu`alaikum warahmatullaahi wa barakaatuh
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